How to Succeed in College by not going to Class

Getting through college is hard enough, but you need toyourself out. Don't believe that it's bad to not declare a
sit down and decide what you really want out of life. Ifmajor. Take time to decide what you want to do with
you chose a computer science major, are you reallyyour life because, well, it's your life. Goals are a recipe
going to be happy programming calculator chips forfor disappointment and failure (unless you're a soccer
the rest of your life? My advice to you is to enroll inplayer).
college, but don't go to class. And here's why:5. Make your bed. Spend that extra minute and a half
1. Forget about your grade point average. In highto clean up after yourself. It's better to be late to class
school, the only thing that mattered was grades. Whenbecause really, it's going to be stressful either way.
you get to college, you'll most likely be used to this andAnd coming home to a pigsty will only cause more
force yourself to study hard and memorize 150 pagesstress. Just don't over clean or your friends will be sure
of notes to get a passing grade in Phych 101. Maketo make fun of you.
your goal of college to actually learn. Take courses6. Find a study place. Having a good place to study
that interest you and you'll be a lot more motivated.that's distraction-free is always a good idea. Find an
2. Don't do homework. Most students complain thatold willow tree in a secluded clearing behind the library.
homework takes away their social life. Most of theIf you don't feel like studying, at the very least it's a
time, this is absolutely true. Without any social life,good place to take your girlfriend. And if you tell her it's
school will only seem more stressful. Make youryour secret study place, trust me; she'll think you're
friends priority. Because one day, you might have acute.
high paying job, but without friends, you'll have no7. Don't go to class! Unless you get to sit next to that
reason to be making money in the first place.cute brunette that twirls her hair and always drops her
3. Never take a nap. Unless you've been taking napspencil, it's better just to forget about going to class at
for years, don't start now. You're young; you canall. Instead, go to the west wing of the library's third
handle staying up late and waking at sunrise. If you'refloor and sit in the aisles reading books.
having trouble staying awake, it's probably becauseThe point of college is to learn. Ultimately, down the line,
you don't have a cycle. Getting to bed at 3am everynot a soul is going to care if you got an A in linguistics
single night is better for you than getting to sleep earlyor a C- in anthropology. Focus on being happy in life.
only every once in a while.Do whatever it is that you want to do. Only then will
4. Don't make goals. College is all about figuringyou be able to succeed.